Glenn Howerton credited as playing...
Dennis Reynolds
- Charlie Kelly: Hooooly shit! Is that the ocean?
- Dennis Reynolds: Yeah, buddy, that's the ocean.
- Charlie Kelly: What's on the other side of it there?
- Frank Reynolds: Europe.
- Charlie Kelly: Now how long would it take...
- Dennis Reynolds: Do not try and swim to Europe.
- Charlie Kelly: *Don't* swim to Europe...
- Frank Reynolds: Do not.
- Dennis Reynolds: I mean, look at this girl. What's her story? She's got a decent bone structure. She was probably very pretty when she was young.
- Dee Reynolds: Yeah.
- Dennis Reynolds: Probably spent her summers here, lounging on the beach and scooping ice cream.
- Dee Reynolds: But she didn't want her summers to end, so she got herself a fake ID and a push-up bra and started hanging out at the local bars.
- Dennis Reynolds: Right. Developed a nasty coke habit, 'cause she loved the way it made her feel.
- Dee Reynolds: Mm-hmm.
- Dennis Reynolds: But then extreme highs gave way to extreme lows and she fell into a depression.
- Dee Reynolds: Had herself a kid. Thought it would give her a sense of purpose. And it did, for a while, till she started using again.
- Dennis Reynolds: Mm-hmm. And then Social Services came knocking at the door, and now the kid loves upstate with his grandparents, 'cause she can't take care of this kid. And here she is festering away in a one-bedroom apartment waiting for the HIV to turn into AIDS...
- Dee Reynolds: Ooh!
- Dennis Reynolds: And wondering what the hell...
- Stephanie: You know I can hear you, right?
- Mac: Are you drinking sunscreen?
- Dee Reynolds: No no, it's a decoy. We're drinking tequila out of sunscreen bottles.
- Dennis Reynolds: Yeah, very strict open container laws at the Jersey shore.