Callie Hernandez credited as playing...
Space Babe
- Title Card: [mock movie trailer] In a land beyond space and time...
- Trailer Voice Guy: A new world enslaved. This is a land in need of a hero.
- [Trejo removes his space helmet]
- Trailer Voice Guy: They call him... MACHETE.
- [echoing]
- Trailer Voice Guy: Machete Machete.
- Trailer Voice Guy: He knows the score.
- Space Babe: We need a leader. We need a revolution. We need you, Machete.
- Trailer Voice Guy: He gets the space babes.
- [deep kiss]
- Luz: The people needs us, Machete. This is a new network. It's all... galactic and shit.
- Machete: He thinks he's God in heaven. So heaven must fall.
- Trailer Voice Guy: And he kills the bad guys. Starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez...
- Luz: Eat photons, bitches!
- Trailer Voice Guy: ...Alexa Vega. With Justin Beaver, as Bleep. And Lady Gaga, as
- [provoctive music]
- Trailer Voice Guy: whoever she wants to be. With special guest star Leonardo DiCaprio, as the Man in the Silver Mask.
- [in a lower voice]
- Trailer Voice Guy: Actor subject to change.
- [louder]
- Trailer Voice Guy: Machete Kills Again... in Space.
- [lower voice again]
- Trailer Voice Guy: Rated X for cigarette use, prolonged sexual content, pervasive language, and space violence.