Dave Franco credited as playing...
Pete
- Pete: Do you think maybe we've gone too far? I'm a child of divorce and I sympathize with them.
- Teddy Sanders: My parents love each other, and I think it's hilarious.
- Teddy Sanders: We're throwing a Robert De Niro party.
- Pete: You call the cops, you violate the circle of trust, Focker.
- Mac Radner: Who are you?
- Garf: I'm Sam Jackson from Jackie Brown.
- Scoonie: [pause] Hoah!
- Garf: Hooah!
- Kelly Radner: That's actually Al Pacino.
- Garf: The Path of the righteous man.
- Mac Radner: That's the wrong Sam Jackson speech.
- Pete: Bros before hoes
- Pete: Junk before Trunk
- Teddy Sanders: Balls before dolls
- Pete: Padres before I sleep with two Madres
- Teddy Sanders: Brad Pitt before Grab Glit
- Pete: These nuts before skinny sl***
- Teddy Sanders: M********* before ask her to date
- Pete: Beef stew before watching The View
- Teddy Sanders: Male erection before One Direction
- Pete: Mario and Luigi before Thelma and Laweezie
- Teddy Sanders: Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy
- Pete: Man purses before regular purses
- Teddy Sanders: Sports before genital warts
- Pete: John Madden before Jasmine from Aladdin