Maurice LaMarche credited as playing...
Squidward Scissorhands
- Bender: [holding up an outfit] Yo, Squidward Scissorhands, you got this in an adult robot medium?
- Squidward Scissorhands: The foxhunting uniform? You, sir, must be a robot of noble bearings.
- Bender: Well, I am descended from prince Albert's can.
- Squidward Scissorhands: Yes, I'm looking for something in a space uniform that's respectfully humiliating but can come out of an employee's salary without his noticing.
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: You got it. Tomorrow's clothes at yesterday's prices.
- Turanga Leela: Come on, let's try somewhere else.
- Squidward Scissorhands: Wait, wait, perhaps discerning customers like yourselves would be interested in an item from our discount rack.
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Quality is the most important thing. How much is it?
- Squidward Scissorhands: 90% off. An unpleasant fellow ordered them last year but never paid.
- [He reveals uniforms with the Planet Express logo]
- Squidward Scissorhands: Most unpleasant, that one.
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: That sounds like something Year-Ago Professor would do. We'll take them.