Billy West credited as playing...
Philip J. Fry • Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth • Dr. Zoidberg • Zapp Brannigan • Richard Nixon's Head
- Zapp Brannigan: Kif, we're under attack and the wedding's off. Return fire and the cake.
- Kif Kroker: Our defense systems are disabled and you can't return ice-cream cakes. We're doomed!
- Zapp Brannigan: [Zapp and Kif are negotiating a peace treaty with the Carcarons] Now watch, Kif, as I score a diplomatic coup by congratulating the Admiral in his native tongue.
- Kif Kroker: The last time you tried that, the Mexican restaurant declared war on us. I beg you, just use the translator.
- Zapp Brannigan: Kif, just trust me for once.
- [Grunts something in Carcaronese]
- Universal Translator: I want to slap your sister with a slice of bologna.
- Zapp Brannigan: Uh... Oops!
- [the Carcarons aim their weapons at Zapp, who uses Kif as a shield]
- Kif Kroker: It's the battle of Paco's Tacos all over again!
- Turanga Morris: What do you say, honey? Care to give it another go?
- Turanga Munda: Well, I am already in my wedding dress, and we still have a cake.
- Dr. Zoidberg: [Already eating the cake] Half a cake.
- Zapp Brannigan: Then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. Mind if I kiss the bride?
- [Morris punches Zapp in the stomach]
- Zapp Brannigan: Well played.
- Philip J. Fry: Are you sure you won't go to your mother's wedding? There'll be fish or steak circle one.