Billy West credited as playing...
Philip J. Fry • Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth • Dr. Zoidberg • Zapp Brannigan • Judge Ron Whitey
- Philip J. Fry: [Leading the charge for the Neanderthals] Kill all modern humans!
- Bender: Hey, these guys are all right.
- Zapp Brannigan: Look at those primitive Neanderthals down there. Loading their silly catapult with... what is that, Kif?
- [a saber-tooth cat flies through the window and attacks Zapp]
- Kif Kroker: It appears to be a saber-tooth cat, sir.
- Turanga Leela: Fry, is that you? I didn't recognize you with your swollen head.
- Philip J. Fry: I guess the blood must have gone somewhere else.
- Philip J. Fry: I didn't know the ship had a mammoth detector.
- Bender: You're drunk, Fry. This is the elephant detector. I just set it to big and woolly.
- Amy Wong: Professor, where are we going?
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Well, it's July, right? Let's wait three months and go to Oktoberfest.
- Turanga Leela: Oktoberfest is a celebration of how much mankind has evolved. So be on your best behavior.
- Philip J. Fry: No chance! You all can act like Jersey Shore socialites, but my dear pal Bender will party with me. Right, buddy?
- Bender: Whoa, whoa! I love partying as much as the next fellow, but this is Oktoberfest. Good day to you, sir.
- Philip J. Fry: Ach du freakin' lieber!
- [last lines]
- Turanga Leela: It's our stupid song! Care to join me?
- Philip J. Fry: No, Leela. This time I'll let you embarrass me.