John C. Reilly credited as playing...
Corpsman Dey
- Rhomann Dey: He said that he may be an... "a-hole". But he's not, and I quote, "100% a dick".
- Nova Prime Rael: Do you believe him?
- Rhomann Dey: Well, I don't know if I believe anyone is 100% a dick...
- Nova Prime Rael: Do you believe he's here to help?
- Rhomann Dey: ...Yeah, I do.
- Rhomann Dey: Peter Jason Quill. He's also known as Star-Lord.
- Nova Corps Officer: Who calls him that?
- Rhomann Dey: Himself, mostly. Wanted mostly on charges of minor assault, public intoxication and fraud...
- [Quill winds up his finger and flips the bird at the screen which reads: OBSCENE GESTURE ALERT]
- Peter Quill: Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know how this machine works...
- Rhomann Dey: They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy.
- Denarian Saal: What a bunch of a-holes.
- Denarian Saal: [looking at Groot] What the hell?
- Rhomann Dey: Groot: he's been travelling recently as Rocket's personal houseplant slash muscle.
- [Roman presents Quill with a rebuilt Milano]
- Peter Quill: Thank you.
- Rhomann Dey: I have a wife and child on Xandar. Thanks to you, they're still alive.
- Rhomann Dey: [from trailer] Drax: AKA the Destroyer. Since his wife and family were killed, he's been on a rampage across the galaxy in a search for vengeance.
- Rhomann Dey: [from trailer] Rocket: wanted on over 50 charges of vehicular theft and escape from custody.
- [Rocket snarls and spits at the screen]
- Rhomann Dey: Hey! If it isn't Star-Prince.
- Peter Quill: Star-Lord
- Rhomann Dey: Sorry. "Lord."
- Rhomann Dey: I picked this guy up a while back for petty theft. He's got a code name. Yeah. Stay out of the way.
- Peter Quill: Come on, man. It's a... It's an outlaw name.
- Rhomann Dey: I have a family who are alive because of you. Your criminal records have also been expunged. However, I have to warn you against breaking any laws in the future.
- Rocket Raccoon: Question. What if I see something that I want to take, and it belongs to someone else?
- Rhomann Dey: Well you will be arrested.
- Rocket Raccoon: But what if I want it more than the person who has it?
- Rhomann Dey: Still illegal.
- Rocket Raccoon: That doesn't follow. No, I want it more, sir. Do you understand?
- [to Gamora who's laughing]
- Rocket Raccoon: What are you laughing at? Why? I can't have a discussion with this gentleman?
- Drax the Destroyer: What if someone does something irksome and I decide to remove his spine?
- Rhomann Dey: That's... that's actually murder. It's one of the worst crimes of all, so also illegal.
- Drax the Destroyer: Hmm.