Darren Criss credited as playing...
Harry Potter
- Hermione Granger: The horcrux could be hidden anywhere! It could entail countless months of camping in the mundane British country side, breaking into Gringotts, and drinking boatloads of polyjuice potion.
- Harry Potter: Well, the medallion says that's dumb, so we're not doing that.
- Harry Potter: Haven't you heard? Voldemort's back, Quirell's crazy, Cedric's dead!
- Hermione Granger: Yes, I have heard those things, about a thousand times. But never have they been told to me with so much sass. Drop the attitude, Harry Potter. You are acting like Garfield on a Monday.
- Harry Potter: [singing] I gotta get back to Hogwarts! I gotta get back to school! I gotta get back to Hogwarts, where everybody knows I'm cool! Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts, to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts. It's all that I love, and it's all that I need at Hogwarts! Hogwarts!