Grand Piano

Suspenseful? -- not so much. But you will want to watch to the end because there is just enough happening to keep your attention.

This is an odd little movie with Wood playing a rather nervous pianist about to perform one of the most complex and challenging music compositions ever written. Then he discovers his life is on the line.

My problem was the constant running off and on stage during the performance because he appears to suffer more from a bowel or bladder issue. He is constantly up and down and running around throughout the concert but always back --- just in time for his piano playing! It got funny after awhile.

The set is pleasing and there aren't many surprises in the plot ... but watch to the very end because something happens!

Elijah Wood has become a surprisingly versatile actor in the last few years!! From his major role as Frodo in the Lord of the Rings and now Hobbit films (admittedly this is more a cameo role) to his frightening portrayal of Frank Zito in last years Maniac remake, this role in the Spanish thriller Grand Piano sees him go down a different sort of character entirely.

The below synopsis is taken from IMDb: Moments before his comeback performance, a concert pianist who suffers from stage fright discovers a note written on his music sheet.

I like this film a lot even though the writer and director push the realms of believability to pretty much bursting point!! Wood plays Tom Selznick, a formidably talented yet twitchy pianist who 5 years ago got the worst case of stage fright attempting to complete his master's most complex composition, only to flee the stage during a sold out performance. He is now talked into returning to the stage by his incredibly successful wife played by Kerry Bishe, Wood's nerves are stretched to breaking point when an unseen (for the most part), but voiced (by way of an earpiece), sniper, played by John Cusack, threatens his life and that of his wife if he makes a mistake during the performance. The assassins motives remain a mystery for most of the film and when they finally arrive they feel a bit unnecessarily convoluted, overall this film brings a style of thriller that cinema hasn't seen in a while.

Grand Piano reeks of the sort of film making that Brian De Palma would crank out back in the 70's and 80's. It is certainly more than just a tip of the cap to the 70+ year old director that's for sure. But the huge and beautiful cinematography of the auditorium, the vibrant colours and wonderful symphonic score of this film is something truly to behold. The acting isn't of the highest standard but I do enjoy Wood's performance and I also loved seeing Cusack take on the role of the bad guy.

Yes it's all a bit twee at the end and yes the overall plot is a bit of nonsense, however I found Grand Piano to be a lot of fun and kinda nostalgic. It's not a heavy recommend from me but if you get the opportunity then there are worse things to watch on a Saturday night.

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The amount of inconsistencies and wildly implausible things in this film, not even related to the story but related to the art of piano playing, really shouldn't be addressed. The film doesn't take itself seriously and clearly seems to know how preposterous it is, and it doesn't care. It has a hell of a lot of fun in what its doing, and by that I mean I did. There's a vibrant energy to this that really makes it pop and work like music in the best scenes, those scenes involving the tense plot work along with the concertos being played. It's really interesting and doesn't feel half-baked like so many thrillers do. Very fun film, definitely recommended.

A film that has clearly started with a high concept - like Speed but playing a piano rather than driving a bus - and the plot has been fitted round that. Having started from that fairly ludicrous premise, you might hope that the film would either embrace it and not take itself seriously, or find clever twists to add. Unfortunately it does neither. It's short enough to avoid being boring, and competently shot and acted, but really has very little to offer.

It's hard to think of the target audience for this - a run of the mill thriller based around classical music? - and I am mystified by its inclusion at the London Film Festival.

Here's a director who knows how to shoot a film and he directed the hell out of this silly script, but you can throw the fanciest camera tricks at a dog of a script -- but good looking nonsense is still nonsense. This is one of those high concept screenplays that seems churned out by an automated software writing program, not a human who actually sat down to write this. Elijah Wood gives a one note (pun!) performance and he's either miscast or just downright boring as our lead - though his hands do a convincing job. An off screen for most of the film John Cusack is our villain who will shoot Mr. Wood and his pretty little wife if he plays a wrong note. Cusack's expository dialogue over the last act of the film, explaining his motives are eye rolling and the remaining 15 minutes seem like the automated writing software malfunctioned when character motivation and narrative collided. A dumb, harmless film.