Jennifer Aniston credited as playing...
Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.
- [from trailer]
- Julia Harris: Have you ever done it in a dentist's chair?
- Nick Hendricks: Well, you go there and I'll just go to the men's room for a minute.
- Julia Harris: You're quite welcome to do that on me.
- Nick Hendricks: Actually, it's... uh...
- [hold up two fingers]
- Julia Harris: And?
- Roz: Blanston, you don't have to say it.
- Nick Hendricks: Roz, shut your mouth, please.
- Julia Harris: Shut up and let him share. So you ate it.
- Kurt Buckman: Please, say yes, please, say yes.
- Nick Hendricks: You wanna know if I ate that dick?
- Julia Harris: Did you suck that cock like a Bomb pop down to the blue?
- Nick Hendricks: You want the answer?
- Julia Harris: Give it to me!
- Nick Hendricks: I ate that dick, I ate those balls and I licked that kid's sweaty asshole.
- Julia Harris: Damn right you did because you are awesomely gay.
- Nick Hendricks: I am super gay, never been straight. You know what else I've never been? Inside a woman!
- Julia Harris: Meeting adjourned!
- Nick Hendricks: Everybody out!
- Roz: Son of a bitch!
- Julia Harris: I'm going to make this simple: I'm going to call the police, and they're going to take you to jail... unless Dale plows me.