Melissa McCarthy credited as playing...
Maggie
- Maggie: [about Oliver's book] God, that's depressing.
- Oliver: No, it's not. The tree was meant to give, so to be able to give everything and have nothing left is the best life the tree could ever have.
- Maggie: Well, your father must think I'm a tree.
- Oliver: Why would he think that?
- Maggie: Nothing. Nothing.
- Judge Reynolds: [at a custody hearing, the judge is asking questions about Oliver's activities with Vin that his mother was unaware of] Daka Paramova... are you aware of her occupation?
- Maggie: [whispering, to her attorney] She, she works for Vince.
- Maggie: [to Oliver] She works for Vince, right?
- Oliver: [whispering to his mother] She's the lady of the night.
- Maggie: [astonished, still whispering] What? Do you know what that means?
- Oliver: [with total naïveté, trying to be helpful] She works at night?
- Maggie: [later, leaving the courthouse, Mom is livid] I guess gambling in a race track is like a Math class, huh? You can learn how to bet?
- Oliver: The odds.
- Maggie: A bar, I guess that could fall under Current Events, right?
- Oliver: [still with complete sincerity and naïveté] More like Social Studies?
- Maggie: It's a strip club hooker that I can seem to get my head around.
- Oliver: Commerce? Biology?
- Maggie: Just stop talking.
- Maggie: [shows tree diagram to Vincent] Okay.
- Vincent: Money.
- Maggie: No, it's a... it's a T... it's a tree.
- Vincent: You owe me money. Yeah, you broke my tree.
- Maggie: Alright.
- [flips to next diagram card]
- Maggie: Yeah, I know I... Lets...
- Vincent: Yeah, you broke my fence too.
- Maggie: [looks at the card and gets surprised to see a fence] Okay, what are you... planning these?
- [flips to next card facing herself and then shows to Vincent]
- Maggie: Here, this should be familiar.
- Vincent: Cactus.
- Maggie: No, prick. Big prick.
- [flips to next card]