Nick Robinson credited as playing...
Joe
- Joe: Vicki's making eyes at you man. Go talk to her. She's so into it.
- Biaggio: There's no point in me talking to her anyways.
- Joe: Why not?
- Biaggio: Joe, I'm gay.
- Joe: Are you sure?
- Biaggio: Yes, my lungs fill up every time the seasons change.
- Joe: That's not being gay, Biaggio.
- Biaggio: What?
- Joe: Pretty sure that's Cystic Fibrosis.
- Biaggio: Oh.
- Frank: [busts the bedroom door open] Tools, out of the driveway, now.
- Joe: [whispering] I'm on the phone.
- Frank: Oh, I don't give a shit. Right now.
- Kelly: [on the phone] Is everything okay there?
- [Frank grabs the phone]
- Joe: No!
- Frank: Who is this? Patrick?
- Kelly: Kelly.
- Frank: Kelly. A girl. Jesus, that's a pleasant surprise.
- Joe: Dad.
- Frank: Listen, Joe, can't talk right now because he's grounded. He will call you back sometime before his hot new bedtime of 7:30. You have a good night.
- Kelly: Okay.
- Frank: [Frank hangs up the cellphone] Tools Now, and if they're ruined, you're going to work the whole set off this summer, I mean it. A paper route. Big Chief Indian Corn. Goddamn Ohio Soccer Jazz. I don't care. You have your pick. This bullshit ends today.