Lindsay Ellis credited as playing...
Nostalgia Chick
- Nostalgia Chick: "Cinderella" has the morality fable nutritional value equivalent to Froot Loops. It is the revenge fantasy where you show up to your high school reunion in a white limo and wearing forty pounds lighter furs, all under the guise of innocence and martyrdom, and is totally inapplicable in real life.
- Nostalgia Chick: Let's look at some of the unnecessary story threads that Disney has presented us so far.
- [on The Hunchback of Notre Dame II]
- Nostalgia Chick: Quasimodo gets a girlfriend.
- [on Bambi II]
- Nostalgia Chick: Bambi hangs out with his dad.
- [on The Lion King 1 1/2]
- Nostalgia Chick: Timon and Pumbaa fuck up a good movie.
- [on Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas]
- Nostalgia Chick: Belle and the Beast defeat an evil gay organ played by Tim Curry and save Christmas - all while her father was out in the wilderness searching for her, presumably.
- [on The Fox and the Hound 2]
- Nostalgia Chick: The Fox and the Hound join a band.
- [On Atlantis 2: Milo's Return]
- Nostalgia Chick: I have no fucking clue.
- Nostalgia Chick: [as Mulan] An arranged marriage? The thing I was knowingly and willingly ready to do for my family in the last movie and I'm now apparently totally against?
- [back to herself]
- Nostalgia Chick: Wait, what was the last movie about, again? Well, at least the animation's not utterly terrible.
- Nostalgia Chick: Gilbert, we're gonna need you to sing.
- Gilbert Gottfried: What?
- Nostalgia Chick: Uh, twice.
- Gilbert Gottfried: Umm, okaaay!