Adam Sandler credited as playing...
Lenny Feder
- Lenny Feder: Doctor, wouldn't it be nice if there was a cure for anger?
- Dr. Larry: There is. It's called Jack Daniels.
- Lenny Feder: Another one of your jokes, huh?
- Dr. Larry: I wish.
- Frat Boy Andy: This is Kappa Eta Sigma property. So you might want to quit perving on our ladies and get back to your trailer homes.
- Lenny Feder: Okay, easy there, Abercrombile. I think it's... I think we've been around here longer than you. Been swimming here since we were eight years old, so you just calm down a little bit.
- Frat Boy Andy: I'm sure it was the bomb! Cranking to your Al Jolsson tunes on your transistor radio. But it's the 21st century now. And Thicky Thick and the Flabber Bunch should never take their shirts off. Never.
- Lenny Feder: That hurts.
- Eric Lamonsoff: Okay, I guess I'm Thicky Thick.
- Lenny Feder: Yeah, well, I don't like being in the Flabby Bunch, either.
- [last lines]
- Lenny Feder: I did it! I burpsnarted! Yes!
- Roxanne Chase-Feder: Lenny, grow up!
- Lenny Feder: I did it for the baby!
- [first lines]
- [a deer walks into the bedroom]
- Lenny Feder: Sweetheart.
- Roxanne Chase-Feder: Mmm?
- Lenny Feder: Go over to the window right now and open it as wide as you can.
- Roxanne Chase-Feder: Please let me sleep.
- Lenny Feder: I think your mother's here from Mexico, and she needs to leave. Open the window now.
- Eric Lamonsoff: Hold up. Hang on. I got a burpsnart coming up.
- [burps, sneezes and farts]
- Lenny Feder: You got to teach me how you do that.
- Eric Lamonsoff: A burpsnart? It's simple. You just start with a burp, then you sniff with a sneeze, you get the going, and that triggers a fart, always.
- Lenny Feder: Lenny Feder- I used to get 10 cases of beer for my parties. Now I get 10 cases of juice boxes.
- [Roxanne has told Lenny that she is pregnant.]
- Lenny Feder: Wait a minute, when we did even have... ..
- [Lenny takes a minute to remember.]
- Lenny Feder: Oh. Damn you Motel 6 hot tub!