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Emile Hirsch and Paul Rudd in Prince Avalanche (2013)

Emile Hirsch: Lance

Prince Avalanche

Emile Hirsch credited as playing...

Lance

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  • Lance: So when you say something negative and insult the other person... You're really just showing that other person what an unsure-of-yourself-type person that you really feel like you are.
  • Lance: Hey, Alvin. If you were in a regional beauty pageant, and you were a girl, what would your special talent be?
  • Alvin: Triple Jump.
  • [first lines]
  • Alvin: [about cassette tape] Hey! What are you doing?
  • Lance: I was falling asleep. I thought it would be a good idea to change the station situation.
  • Alvin: It wasn't. I was listening to that.
  • Lance: I know, but it's boring for the rest of us. I was falling asleep doing the work.
  • Alvin: So what?
  • Lance: So, I wanna play this tape. I wanna play this play to get motivated and pumped up, ya know?
  • Alvin: I know, I know you want to play that tape. Look, you know what, Lance, I'm not here to start a fight. That's not what I want to do. But I need to listen to my language tapes in order to become proficient and informed to the best of my abilities.
  • Lance: What about the equal time agreement?
  • Alvin: That doesn't apply to studies in education. The equal time boom box agreement doesn't apply in this case. That's for recreation.
  • Lance: Oh, come on!
  • Alvin: Hey, don't push my buttons, alright? You are not the boss here. I'm the boss. I hired you. And we have a lot of work to do. We could sit here arguing about language and music and blah, blah. But we've got a lot of work to do. A lot of lines to paint, and it's a very long road. I suggest you start the machine and keep it going.
  • Lance: Alvin.
  • Alvin: Yeah?
  • Lance: You have your tool belt on backwards.
  • [restarts the loud motor]
  • Alvin: Let's just enjoy the silence.
  • [Lance is wanking. Alvin turns to his side]
  • Lance: Alvin! Alvin!
  • [No response. Lance continues wanking]
  • Alvin: What?
  • Lance: Never mind.
  • [Turns to his side]
  • Lance: I get so horny in nature...
  • Lance: Lemme ask you question. Does it, like... Feel different having sex with a woman that's had a baby?
  • Alvin: Mm-hmm. Yeah.

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