Gabriel Macht credited as playing...
Harvey Specter
- Harvey Specter: Something told me you'd need it, and by something, I mean common sense. And by need it, I mean you're an idiot.
- Harvey Specter: Get your tux on. We got a situation.
- Mike Ross: Uh, a situation that requires a tux? Where... where is this tuxedo situation?
- Harvey Specter: Atlantic City. Can you get dressed now?
- Mike Ross: Uh, yeah I could.
- Harvey Specter: But?
- Mike Ross: I don't have a tux.
- [Harvey makes a face]
- Mike Ross: I'm not Bruce Wayne.
- Harvey Specter: Don't I know it.
- Mike Ross: You didn't tell me you were bringing me here.
- Harvey Specter: And that's a problem how?
- Mike Ross: I'm sort of banned from here.
- Harvey Specter: For smoking weed?
- Mike Ross: Counting cards. I mean I was smoking weed, but they banned me for counting cards. My brain just does it. I-I can't help that it keeps track!
- Harvey Specter: And that's your defense?
- Mike Ross: It was three years ago. I was broke.
- Harvey Specter: Well, which is it, your brain just does it or you were broke?
- Mike Ross: What are you, some kind of lawyer?
- Harvey Specter: Get inside. You're wearing a tux. They're not gonna know who you are.
- Harvey Specter: That's okay, I deserved it.
- Jessica Pearson: What?
- Harvey Specter: Do you remember when he was so mad when his cat peed in the corner of his office?
- Jessica Pearson: Mm-hm.
- Harvey Specter: That wasn't his cat.
- Harvey Specter: Pick a card in your mind. Any card.
- Mike Ross: What? Okay, what, now... now you're gonna tell me what the card is?
- Harvey Specter: I'm going to tell you what it isn't. It's not one of the fifty-two cards in the deck. Because you think you're smarter than me, it's a baseball card or football card -- or... it's the joker. I told you this before, I'm gonna tell you again: I don't play the odds, I play the man.
- Mike Ross: Well, let me tell you one thing.
- Harvey Specter: What?
- Mike Ross: Louis bugged your office. He heard our whole conversation about Tanner's lawsuit and then he ran and he told Hardman.
- Harvey Specter: There's gonna come a day, Louis, when I need something from you, and when I do, you're gonna remember that I let this pass. Daniel Hardman is not the answer. You owe me.
- Harvey Specter: What happened with Judge Fullman?
- Jessica Pearson: There might be a slight problem.
- Harvey Specter: What did you do?
- Jessica Pearson: Why do you assume I did something?
- Harvey Specter: What did you do?
- Jessica Pearson: There was a prank.
- Harvey Specter: How bad was it?
- Jessica Pearson: We went to law school together and I got her drunk.
- Harvey Specter: So?
- Jessica Pearson: She woke up in front of the entire con law class.
- Harvey Specter: It's recoverable.
- Jessica Pearson: She might have been naked.
- Harvey Specter: Might have?
- Jessica Pearson: Was.
- Harvey Specter: We're screwed.
- Jessica Pearson: Come on, Harvey. She was uptight, I just straightened her out. That's what you do with uptight people.
- Harvey Specter: Well why didn't you ever do that to Louis.
- Jessica Pearson: I did.
- Harvey Specter: That was you? He blamed me.
- Jessica Pearson: You can be uptight sometimes too. That's why I let him think it was you.
- Harvey Specter: Told him it was me.
- Jessica Pearson: That's what I said.
- Harvey Specter: We have three choices here
- [counts on fingers]
- Harvey Specter: We move forward with the suit, lose-lose; we can give you your money back, plus the five hundred thousand; or, you and I can play poker for it.
- [flips Walsh off]
- Harvey Specter: And I'm not giving you your money back.