Neil Patrick Harris credited as playing...
Barney Stinson
- Barney Stinson: [Describing himself] Uh lets see, suits, laser tag, I say "wait for it" a lot, that's pretty much it.
- Robin Scherbatsky: God, I wish last night never happened.
- Barney Stinson: I don't.
- Robin Scherbatsky: What do you mean?
- Barney Stinson: What if this whole thing; it isn't the story of how we both made a horrible mistake and ruined our relationships. What if it's actually the story of how we got back together?
- Robin Scherbatsky: OK, I'm gonna ask you one last time. Is this what you want?
- Barney Stinson: It's what we both want. Why else are we rushing to tell them what we did? On a boat. That is a terrible idea!
- Robin Scherbatsky: Barney, we tried this- and we failed. Why try again?
- Barney Stinson: Because I haven't stopped thinking about you and you haven't stopped thinking about me.
- Robin Scherbatsky: I'm such a mess. Why do you even like me?
- Barney Stinson: I guess... 'cause you're almost as messed up as I am.
- Barney Stinson: What's that saying about two wrongs making a right?
- Robin Scherbatsky: Two wrongs don't make a right?
- Barney Stinson: [Dismissing this] No that's not it...