Julia Louis-Dreyfus credited as playing...
Selina Meyer
- Selina Meyer: Dan, did your boyfriend know anything about this?
- Dan Egan: I was trying to use Jonah for intelligence.
- Selina Meyer: That's like trying to use a croissant as a fuckin' dildo.
- Dan Egan: I thought...
- Selina Meyer: [interrupts] No no no, let me be more clear. It doesn't do the job, and it makes a fucking MESS! Get out of my office.
- [trips on papers on the floor]
- Selina Meyer: GARY!
- Gary Walsh: Yes ma'am, yes ma'am!
- Selina Meyer: I need something!
- Gary Walsh: Okay, is there something specific?
- Selina Meyer: I don't fucking know, I just need something!
- Mike McLintock: Which way are you going to vote?
- Selina Meyer: The way my principles and conscience tell me to go.
- Amy Brookheimer: ...Ok...
- Selina Meyer: Which way do you think that should be?