IMDB needs to offer a way to give negative stars
Never heard of it *shrugs* It's on Tubi and it's free...why not? How bad can it be?
It can be horrible and it is. And that's the only thing it accomplished.
The movie consists of some rando playing the part of a retired astronaut, sitting at a typewriter(!) writing his memoirs and basically reading the book aloud.
He speaks.
In a mono-.
Tone.
Ponderously.
And very.
Slowly.
His sentence structures and word choices are convoluted, in an inept attempt to seem smart.
He's not smart.
If someone pays you to watch it, you're still paying too much and you'll hate yourself.
Avoid. You'll thank me later.
It can be horrible and it is. And that's the only thing it accomplished.
The movie consists of some rando playing the part of a retired astronaut, sitting at a typewriter(!) writing his memoirs and basically reading the book aloud.
He speaks.
In a mono-.
Tone.
Ponderously.
And very.
Slowly.
His sentence structures and word choices are convoluted, in an inept attempt to seem smart.
He's not smart.
If someone pays you to watch it, you're still paying too much and you'll hate yourself.
Avoid. You'll thank me later.
- jimcancook
- Jan 9, 2024