Matt Walsh credited as playing...
Pete
- Gary: Everybody out, now! Let's go!
- Principal Thomas Walker: What are you doing? Are you out of your mind?
- Gary: There's another tornado heading this way
- Principal Thomas Walker: And you want us to go outside?
- Gary: You don't understand.
- Allison: Yes you have to.
- Principal Thomas Walker: This is a storm shelter for Christ's sake.
- Pete: Not for this
- Allison: Will you please believe us. We have been out there and we know what this thing can do.
- Principal Thomas Walker: I am not going to risk having hundreds of dead people...
- Gary: You will have hundreds of dead people if you stay here.
- Allison: Sir. I have been studying storms all my life, alright? This one is bigger than any one that has ever been. Do you hear that? It will flatten this building in seconds.
- Gary: With or without you, we're getting these people onto those busses right now.
- Pete: Great, we missed another one.
- [into the radio mic]
- Pete: Hey you guys know the point of this documentary is to actually film a tornado, right?
- Daryl: [answering on the radio] 10-4.
- Jacob: We need a tornado.
- Pete: We need a tornado. When's the last time we saw one?
- Lucas: That EF-4 that we shot for the Weather Channel last year.
- Pete: Oh, so that makes us zero-for-365. What does that make our average? Jacob, you play baseball, right?
- Jacob: Hockey, actually.
- Lucas: Really? I play lacrosse, man.
- Jacob: Really? No way.
- Pete: [laughing sarcastically] This is fun, just like a family road trip.
- Jacob: Did I miss something?
- Pete: No Jacob, you miss... everything. Although we do have four hundred hours of clouds and sunsets and us going to every drive-in from Idaho to Texas, which makes this the most expensive home movie ever.
- Jacob: Just to be clear, we still get paid whether we see a tornado or not, right?... Right?