Jay Karnes credited as playing...
Hamilton Bartholomew
- Hamilton Bartholomew: Normally the waitress has to pour me into a cab, not the other way around.
- Regina Lampert: Oh, really? Well this is me.
- Hamilton Bartholomew: I'm... I'm the SUV. I'm sorry. Listen, I know we just met. I can't... I can't let you drive like this.
- Regina Lampert: Drive? I'm sleeping in this bitch. Don't be silly.
- Hamilton Bartholomew: Lock your doors. A lot of... A lot of creeps out there. Okay?
- Regina Lampert: Okay.
- Hamilton Bartholomew: Well... Good night.
- Regina Lampert: Good night. Hey. Do you have a cigarette?
- Hamilton Bartholomew: Uh, yes, I do. Just don't tell my wife. I promised her I'd quit.
- Regina Lampert: Okay.
- Hamilton Bartholomew: Yeah.
- Regina Lampert: It'll be our little secret.
- Hamilton Bartholomew: Okay.
- Regina Lampert: You know, I never knew why I hated that song so much. But tonight you helped me figure it out.
- Hamilton Bartholomew: I did, huh?
- Regina Lampert: Yeah, you did. That's the song you played when you raped me.
- Hamilton Bartholomew: What?
- Regina Lampert: [uses electroshock wand to him] I was hoping you'd comeback.
- [uses it again]