Ashton Kutcher credited as playing...
Walden Schmidt
- Walden Schmidt: Does somebody got a pen I could borrow?
- [nobody in the cafe answers]
- Walden Schmidt: Nobody?
- [still no answer]
- Walden Schmidt: Excuse me, do you got a pen?
- Barista: Sorry.
- Walden Schmidt: This is unbelievable!
- [Chrissy coughs and holds a pen in her hand]
- Walden Schmidt: Well... Could I please borrow your pen?
- Chrissy: I'm sorry. Someone's using it.
- Walden Schmidt: Who?
- Chrissy: They're not here yet.
- Walden Schmidt: I would give you a hundred dollars to borrow that pen.
- [everyone in the cafe offers him a pen]