Jim Rash credited as playing...
Dean Pelton
- Narrator: Just after dawn, the end of the war begins.
- Dean Pelton: [during the final battle, the Dean interrupts with a whistle] Well, that's it! I just heard from the Guinness rep he's not coming! He's been fired in what he's described as the world's biggest mistake. I doubt that will make the next edition. Anyway, it's over! What a colossal waste of two and a half days!
- Dean Pelton: Jeffrey, you have to come mediate Troy and Abed. They look up to you.
- Jeff Winger: What's with the film crew?
- Dean Pelton: Don't worry about that.
- Jeff Winger: Oh, I am worried about that. If there's one thing I've learned at this place, it's that a film crew means disaster.
- Dean Pelton: Okay, they are here to document Greendale's Guinness record, which you are going to make sure we get by talking to Troy and Abed right now.
- Troy Barnes: The Legit Republic of Blanketsburg says Pillowtown has until midnight tonight to surrender its territory.
- Abed Nadir: The United Forts of Pillowtown declines the request.
- Troy Barnes: It's not a request. I'm giving you an all tomato,
- [sic, ultimatum, eggcorn]
- Troy Barnes: meaning that you give me the whole tomato or else.
- Abed Nadir: Or else what?
- [military drum roll]
- Troy Barnes: See you at midnight.
- Dean Pelton: Oh, my God. Do people go to classes?