Yvette Nicole Brown credited as playing...
Shirley Bennett
- Narrator: Between two groups of people who want to make inconsistent kinds of worlds, I see no remedy but force. Oliver Wendell Holmes.
- Shirley Bennett: There was a point where all I saw were feathers. Then I started swinging. And then I hit something and heard someone fall. Could've been somebody from my side.
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- Shirley Bennett: There are people who say, I don't get it. So it was a pillow fight, to which I say... You weren't there.
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- Shirley Bennett: There were no rules in that first battle. You hit someone, and if they went down, you stop hitting them. Call that Common Courtesy. Then what if they get up? Do you maybe keep hitting them till they learn to stay down? We call that Common Sense.
- Narrator: The deadline divides friendships, families, even study groups. Pierce Hawthorne takes Troy's side, citing that Abed is weirder and more foreign. Shirley Bennett decides her allegiance in a text message to her husband.
- Shirley Bennett: [Narrates the text message] I'll be home late, sugar boots. Abed hurt Troy's feelings by being a robot. Need to stay with my boy to make sure Britta doesn't put him on the weed. Please record "Forensic Files".