Maria Bamford credited as playing...
Debrie Bardeaux
- Tobias Fünke: And I recognize you from somewhere, but it's not from the Fantastic Four. It's from somewhere else.
- Debrie Bardeaux: I've done some things I'm not proud of.
- Tobias Fünke: Episodics? Been there.
- Narrator: It wasn't episodic.
- [flashback to a bedroom film set with a visible boom mike and actors reading off cue cards]
- Narrator: She had been in a series of softcore porn movies about women leading straight men into gay sex called "Straightbait".
- Debrie Bardeaux: This is my brother. He's gay. If you want to have sex with me, then you've got to have sex with him first.
- 'Gay' Straightbait Actor: And if you don't want to have sex with her, you must be gay.
- 'Straight' Straightbait Actor: [interrupts] I'll show you I'm not gay I am.
- [all three begin to undress]
- Narrator: She did six of these movies,
- [they get onto the bed in a triangle arrangement, which eventually causes it to break]
- Narrator: and after lunch, did three more.