Psych Out

We think that wikiHow should start a new category for diy burglars, right? Maybe name it: "Diy Breaking and Entering For Burglars".

A) See that? Like, they broke in the side door because it's darker, less used, and has smaller glass panes but they left out the front door which is brightly lighted and where they are much more likely to be spotted.

Ha ha. Tony asks Ziva if Gibbs made a pun. Like, like she would know, right?

B) See that? Like, never, never discuss your next crime in the presence of police officers.

We think Ducky did it. He seems to know a lot about hanging, right?

From 05:44 to 05:55- the broken glass from the side door is gone.

9-to-5 government workers are paid according to their pay grade and years of service. It is NOT a secret.

We think Dr. Ryan did it with Ducky's help.

Since dinosaurs laid eggs the egg came first, duh.

Like, how does one mine an umbrella, Jim?

So, like, what's the point of Abby's hide the pill trick?

Would someone having dishonest feet be reason enough to seek a divorce? Hmmm.

Wait, what!? If Gibbs loves paper why does he build boats out of wood? My wife says it's because. Right.

Where can I get a squeaky turkey baster like Tim's?

I KNEW IT!!! I told my wife that induction ranges are bad for your health.

Once again Tim whines about the amount of time spent combing through files. He's a real killjoy.

At 32:18- Hollywood cliche #169: obviously fake typing.

The team figures it out. The end.