Robin Tunney credited as playing...
Teresa Lisbon
- Grace Van Pelt: Hey, how did you know Billy was having an affair with the teacher?
- Patrick Jane: They both had leaves on them from their make-out spot in the woods.
- Grace Van Pelt: That's it?
- Patrick Jane: Well, plus I could see she liked him. She was meaner to him than the other kids. You know, like Lisbon is to me.
- Teresa Lisbon: [Clicks tongue] Shut up!
- Patrick Jane: See?
- Teresa Lisbon: 11 years in Catholic school and I never got sent to the Principal's office once.
- Patrick Jane: Well that's because you're a boring goody two shoes.
- Teresa Lisbon: I didn't say I never did anything bad. I just never got caught.
- Patrick Jane: High school, huh? Must bring back some memories for you. Friday nights, your friends from band, strapping on those funny hats.
- Teresa Lisbon: You know what? I am not gonna take the bait.
- Patrick Jane: How'd you know it was me that graffiti'd the bathroom?
- Principal Snyder: A student told me.
- Patrick Jane: Well, that's strange, 'cause it was during class, and there was no one else in the bathroom, 'cause I checked.
- Principal Snyder: Well, somebody saw something, didn't they?
- Patrick Jane: Mm. You saw something - on your unauthorized security cameras.
- Teresa Lisbon: What?
- Patrick Jane: He has unauthorized security cameras hidden in the bathrooms. It's a little creepy, huh?
- Principal Snyder: I don't know where you are getting your information, but it is simply not true!
- Patrick Jane: [Opens a cupboard revealing the video feeds] Oh! Oh! Hello! Pervy perv perv!
- Patrick Jane: -Well plus I could see she liked him, she was meaner to him than the other kids. Like Lisbon is to me.
- Teresa Lisbon: Shut up!
- Patrick Jane: See?
- Patrick Jane: Well, let's ask the principal.
- Teresa Lisbon: That guy?
- Patrick Jane: Cheap power suit, phone holster, Bluetooth, big watch. Has petty tyrant written all over him.
- Teresa Lisbon: What did you do?
- Patrick Jane: [shrugs] Nothing.
- Teresa Lisbon: Eleven years in Catholic school and I never got sent to the principal's office once.
- Patrick Jane: Well that's because you're a boring goody two-shoes.
- Teresa Lisbon: I didn't say I never did anything bad. I just never got caught.
- Patrick Jane: Ahh. Touché!