James Hong credited as playing...
Mr. Ping
- Po: [Mr. Ping has stowed away in Po's travel bag] Dad?
- Li: [thinks Po is talking to him] Yes?
- Po: [sternly] Dad...
- [opens the bag to find Mr. Ping inside]
- Mr. Ping: Yes?
- Po: What are you doing here?
- Mr. Ping: What am I doing? Getting a backache! Did you have to step on every rock?
- Po: No, I mean why are you here ?
- Mr. Ping: What was I supposed to do, huh? What if the pandas don't have food you like? You're never gonna be able to save the world on an empty stomach. I consider my presence mission critical.
- Li: Oh yes, about that. We can't share the location of the village with others. So...
- Mr. Ping: Oh, you think I can't keep a secret, huh? I raised Po for 20 years before I finally told him he was adopted.
- Li: Seriously?
- Po: Yeah.
- Li: Okay, I guess it would be cruel to make you fly back.
- Po: [Amazed] You can fly?
- Mr. Ping: I'm a bird, Po.
- Po: [Po returns to the mortal world] Dad. Dad. Dads!
- Li, Mr. Ping: Son!
- [both run to Po and hug him]
- Mr. Ping: Don't you go disappearing in petals ever again.
- Li: We thought we lost you.
- Po: No, you saved me. you all did.
- [Po looks at everybody and Big Fun laughs]
- Po: Now, come on over here!
- [Everyone runs to Po]
- Big Fun: Hugs!
- [Tigress, Monkey, Crane, Viper, Mantis and the pandas hugs Po]
- Bao: What kind of panda doesn't know how to roll?
- Po: Well, I'm kinda new at this whole being a panda thing.
- Bao: [looks at Mr. Ping] And what kind of panda are you? You have a funny neck.
- Mr. Ping: I'm not a panda at all.
- Bao: What's that?
- Mr. Ping: My hat.
- Bao: What's that?
- Mr. Ping: My beak.
- Bao: What's that?
- Mr. Ping: My wing.
- Bao: What's that?
- Mr. Ping: My dumplings. No more questions. Go away, kid.
- Mr. Ping: You can't take Po away from me. No, no, I want a second opinion. Shifu, open another scroll or something.
- Shifu: I think he should go.
- Mr. Ping: Fine, a third opinion. Monkey? Viper? Tigress?
- Po: Dad, you heard what Shifu said Oogway said. This guy can only be stopped by a master of chi, and I can only master chi by knowing who I really am. Well... I'm a panda.
- Mr. Ping: [sadly] I'll pack your lunch for the road.
- Mr. Ping: Here, son, I packed your chopsticks.
- [the villagers gasp in surprise at the chopsticks]
- Po: Thanks, Dad.
- [notices villagers]
- Po: What?
- Bao: What are those for?
- Po: These? These are chopsticks. They're for picking up dumplings.
- Bao: You mean you only eat one at a time?
- Po: [gasps in realization] I knew I wasn't eating up to my potential!
- Li: Everyone, everyone gather around! This is my son.
- [Three panda kids climb on Po's shoulders]
- Po: Triplets!
- Ku Ku: Hi, I'm Ku Ku.
- Meng Meng: I'm Meng Meng.
- Shuai Shuai: I'm Shuai Shuai.
- Meng Meng: Your fur is soft.
- Shuai Shuai: He smells like cookies.
- Grandma Panda: He's so handsome. Just like his father.
- Mr. Ping: Thank you.
- Mei Mei: I am Mei Mei.
- [From behind her fan]
- Mei Mei: Wow, she's amazing! She's so beautiful!
- [Pulling fan away]
- Mei Mei: That's sweet, Po. But please try to save all other compliments until after the performance.
- Po: Me? No, I didn't say...
- Mei Mei: [shushes] Shut it.
- [whips ribbon]
- Mei Mei: After the performance.
- Mr. Ping: Has it started yet?