Lake Noir

I like indie flicks.

This is, without a doubt, the most awful movie I have ever experienced.

HOLY HELL. I am compelled to mail the actors, writers, and production crew and plead for the hour back of my life.

WOW.

The girls are pretty,and show boobs....mostly sub par boobs....but boobs nonetheless.

The acting was atrocious. Calling it acting is an insult to actors. YES i know it is low budget.

NO, that does not excuse it.

DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME. Public advisory.

Not the best and not the worst but worth a watch not anything extraordinary

This horror story plods throughout with the most unidentifiable characters one can find.

It's very sad really. I really think the actors and actresses tried hard, and acted well, considering they had the worst script one could come up with.

It's a lake, it's horror, a monster, human monsters, humans who speak lines that are awkward and poorly written, and like I said, totally alien to anything you ever heard. It's a classic "nobody speaks like that" script.

I can promise you that you won't be able to stay awake through one sitting, so it's bits and spurts you will see. The girls are very good looking, and that's supposed to be the selling point. Well, that's what posters and photos are for. Movies and TV are for entertainment to most people.

It's too dull to be depressing, though, so it does get two stars out of ten, instead of just one. The one star rating is for the usual formula of Hollywood hatefulness and depressing young men. Not that it wouldn't be depressing if you could stay awake through it, but you won't be able to stay awake through it.

What can I say about this film? It has 5 hot chicks 3 of which show their nice milkers, the monster looks really good, Its shot in a good scary location and the hillbillies look authentic. Other than that, Its a Super low budget film that runs a little slow, no real character development and pretty simple plot but if you are watching a low budget horror film for anything more than that then you my friend haven't been watching low budget horror films. For what this film is I give it a 10 it met my expectations and it was fun to watch while I was drinking beers with my friends, but mostly the part I like best about this film is that I'm in it and I want people to buy as many copies as possible and rent it as many times so I can go out and buy stuff and for that added reason I will tell everyone I meet its a good film.

this film could be destined for mystery science theater 3000 there is some funny stuff though not sure it was intended lol the tent scene and the convenience store with the topless girls were my favorites like the last guy im giving it ten for the effort but I can understand why some people would give it less in my book 5 is the minimum for indie films and I have to say its good to see people supporting indie films which are a dieing breed. I really wanted more from this but like the last guy said give it a rent. me and my friends got drunk and watched it and could not stop laughing. keep it up guys the first ones a pass, next time the indie fans will want more and the horror fans will just plain come find you :0 what they did get right was the nudity , sex, and makeup and the story was good I could see what they wanted to do but low budget indies a bitch.