Review by patrickkeown

Awful. Terrible. Disappointing. Embarrassing. There are not enough negative words in the English (or any) language to describe how bad I think this movie is. For what little plot there is, it's written so poorly and delivered so badly that I'm shocked it's even considered a finished product. Here are some quick observations (and this coming from a huge horror fan):

• uhh, what?

• It's a fairly short movie but it's so dull and nonsensical that it feels like three hours. I looked at my watch multiple times wondering when it'd all be over.

• What was that whole doll brain thing all about??

• uhh, what?

• I kept seeing audience members looking at each other in disbelief; particularly after the killer sang or said something nonsensical.

• Has Nick Cage, as an actor who assumingely chooses his films, lost his mind?

• Did a presidential candidate write this movie? Dialogue is strung together with nonsense like a really bad debate speech.

• The twist, if you can call it that, is a let down. (Not that you have high hopes to begin with.)

• Alicia Witt can't act.

• uhh, what?