Miguel Ferrer credited as playing...
Big Boss
- Big Boss: I always suspected you were dumber than a monkey. And now, I know.
- Logging Foreman: Boss! What are you doing in the jungle?
- Big Boss: Perhaps the better question is...
- [throws a newspaper with a photo of Linda and Tulio]
- Big Boss: what are they doing? Nature freaks.
- [spits out his lollipop and his monkey starts eating it]
- Big Boss: Two millions square of jungle...
- [looking at some chainsaws]
- Big Boss: and they are playing in backyard?
- [taking an axe]
- Big Boss: I don't think so. As you know, my friends, this logging operation is a little... illegal. If those two nuts find those birds, we're out of business.
- [pointing at his worker with the axe]
- Big Boss: And that's why you must put an end to their little bird-watching expedition. Find them and get the rid of them. The rest of you, go cut some trees.
- Big Boss: [throwing the axe into a map] Who cares about a bunch of birds?