Mike Stoklasa credited as playing...
Mike
- Mike: John Carter is based on a series of novels by author Edgar Rice Burroughs and tells the tale of John Carter from Jasoom, who travels to Barsoom, meets Tharks and is entangled in a war to stop Sab Than, the Jeddak of Zodongo. But Matai Shang, a Hekkador and leader of the Therns, is manipulating Sab Than into conquering the Heliums, and into marrying Dejah Thoris, a Jeddak Preddak Plag. But Tars Tarkas Sarkoja, Sola, and Woola the Calot are out to stop Sab Than and Matai Shang from Crabdangoing the Frango Changs... Plingo Plango Bopthorkis Frango Frang.
- Jay: ...what?
- Mike: Oh, that was the plot.
- Jay: All that stuff you just said?
- Mike: Yeah. You saw the movie, didn't you?