Chris Coy credited as playing...
Zeke
- [after being caught as the person who killed the victim by hitting him with a guitar]
- Zeke: Do you know what it's like to play all those *crappy* street fairs, living on nothing but Ramen noodles, sleeping in a van for 14 months? And then he calls me to his trailer after the show and tells me that *I'm* out? I admit, I might not be the world's greatest bass player. But...
- Richard Castle: No, but you sure can handle a guitar.
- Zeke: Oh, come on, man! I didn't mean to kill him! We're finally about to hit it big and he wants to Pete Best *me*? For some *roadie*? I just... Oh! I just *lost* it! Ahhh! God! No!
- Richard Castle: [whispers to the camera] You know, Pete Best was a drummer. I think Stu Sutcliffe would have been a more apt comparison.
- Keith: Yo, here it is.
- Zeke: What?
- Keith: The review from last night's show.
- Billy Bash: Do we want to hear it?
- Keith: Only if you like being called the next Nirvana.
- Billy Bash: Yeah, right.
- Zeke: [reading the review] Dude, he's not kidding. "Holy Shemp's future is now. They're about to explode just like one of singer Keith Blue's signature screams."
- Keith: [screams] *Yeah*!
- [the band cheers]
- Billy Bash: Did you hear that? We're taking off, baby!
- Keith: Hey, hey, where's James? They're comparing him to The Edge.