Rico Rodriguez credited as playing...
Manny Delgado
- Manny Delgado: Well, Haley and Lily aren't the only ones starting school. My mom and Jay are going to parenting class.
- Jay Pritchett: We're doing it for the baby.
- [Points at Gloria's stomach]
- Jay Pritchett: Not this baby.
- [Points at Manny]
- Jay Pritchett: That baby.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Manny doesn't believe that we know what we're doing. A couple of new hairs under his arm, and now he thinks he knows more than his own mother.
- Manny Delgado: I know not to embarrass my son as he stands on the threshold of manhood.
- Jay Pritchett: I don't know why I have to go to this thing. In case you've forgotten, I raised two kids.
- Mitchell Pritchett: [fighting with Claire nearby] Ow!
- Claire Dunphy: Ow!
- Mitchell Pritchett: Ow. Ow!
- Claire Dunphy: [with Mitchell in a headlock] Stop pulling my hair.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Stop twisting my nipple.
- Claire Dunphy: Shut up. Shut up.
- Jay Pritchett: [pause] Why look at me? It was their mother's fault. I was barely around.
- Manny Delgado: We're going to have a baby. Am I the only one who's terrified?
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: But why? Why are you so terrified?
- Manny Delgado: What if it doesn't know not to pick up knives or stick its finger in an electric socket? You were pretty lax, mom. I was the one who told you to turn the pot handles towards the stove so I couldn't reach them.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Manny, I didn't worry about those things because you were worried for the both of us.
- Manny Delgado: What if this baby doesn't think things through? It's part Jay.
- Jay Pritchett: [sarcastic] No offense taken.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: If the baby's different, we'll be different.
- Jay Pritchett: Hey. When you were growing up, you had to be the man of the house and the kid. Now I'm here. You just have to be the kid. I'm not gonna let anything happen to the baby, just like I'm not ever gonna let anything happen to you. Okay?
- Manny Delgado: Okay. That is a load off. *Although*, you forgot to pick me up last week after tango class.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: We didn't forget. We were just ten minutes late.
- Manny Delgado: Ten minutes is a long time in a sketchy neighborhood.
- Jay Pritchett: Please. It was between a Gymboree and a Pottery Barn.
- Manny Delgado: Jay, Mom, how was class?
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: It was great. It was very educating and... and now we know everything about the baby, no?
- Manny Delgado: Mm-hmm. Interesting, because your teacher called. You forgot your sunglasses when you left - three hours early.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Ay, Manny, don't be mad.
- Manny Delgado: I'm not mad. Just disappointed.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: I hate this. I prefer when he screams.