B.J. Novak credited as playing...
Ryan Howard
- Ryan Howard: I'm in love with Kelly Kapoor. And I don't know how I'm gonna feel tomorrow or the next day or the day after that, but I do know that right here, right now, all I can think about is spending the rest of my life with her. Again, that could change.
- Ryan Howard: Maybe we weren't right together, but, it's weird. I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?
- Ryan Howard: Um, also, little tip, never shake the baby.
- Jim Halpert: Sorry, just to be clear, you're saying do *not* shake the baby.
- Ryan Howard: Don't shake the baby. Um, a lot of times, parents get frustrated 'cause the baby's crying and they shake the baby. And you gotta... You can't do that.
- Pam Beesly: Don't shake our baby?
- Ryan Howard: Yeah.
- Pam Beesly: Okay. I'd never heard that before. So, thank you. Yeah, I'm glad you said something.
- Ryan Howard: Me too.