Lauren Lopez credited as playing...
Commissioner Gordon • Calendar Man
- Commissioner Gordon: Thanks Robin, but where are your pants?
- Robin: Pants are a luxury. My costume is designed to be aerodynamically perfect!
- Commissioner Gordon: God, you suck.
- Robin: If I were to wear pants it would decrease my crime fighting ability by 20%! I can't afford that! Can you?
- Commissioner Gordon: Well geez, if you can't afford a pair of pants, I'll give you mine.
- Commissioner Gordon: Oh peaches, I'm baffled! How does a bat become a man? And why does he have such a strong sense of justice? Does he want fruit or blood?
- Batman, Superman, Green Lantern, Robin, Commissioner Gordon, Candy, Alfred, Sweet Tooth, Vicki Vale, Catwoman: Rogues are we! / We're like long lost brothers who found each other and love each other like family / No more dark, sad, lonely, Batman!
- [last lines]