Brian Holden credited as playing...
Superman
- Superman: Hey Batman, it's Superman. So I heard about your new sidekick. That's cool. So you're copying me again? Everyone remembers my sidekick, Krypto the Superdog! Man growing up that super dog was a super man's best friend. Then we moved to Metropolis and he started chasing cars and destroying them and leaving some super poops on the floor on my not so super-efficiency. Then he super humped Lois' leg and put her in that full body cast and that was kinda strike three for Krypto. So I moved him to a pen in the fortress, but I guess he couldn't take the solitude. He wanted to run, not be cooped up, so he ran off on me. I miss that dog.
- Superman: Actually no, call me back in the afternoon, 'cause all night long, I'm busy partying with all of my friends at the Fortress... of Solitude.
- Superman: They're only famous because Batman screws up all the time and lets them kill people. You know, my villains never get that chance. It's like, have you ever heard of Mister Mxyzptlk?
- Green Lantern: No.
- Superman: No, that's right. It's 'cause I do my damn job.
- Batman, Superman, Green Lantern, Robin, Commissioner Gordon, Candy, Alfred, Sweet Tooth, Vicki Vale, Catwoman: Rogues are we! / We're like long lost brothers who found each other and love each other like family / No more dark, sad, lonely, Batman!
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