Ben Affleck credited as playing...
Ivan Block
- Ivan Block: This is your job. You want a clear conscience, go start a charity. But if you want your own island and your boss says you gotta go out there and take a beating, you go out there, take it and come back to work and say, 'do you need me to do it again?
- Richie Furst: You really saw me coming, didn't you? The cars, the boats, the money, everything. You handpicked me, and you slow-played it perfectly.
- Ivan Block: What did you expect me to do, Richie? Walk into my party, accuse me of cheating in front of all my friends. I can't let that go by. That's the problem with your generation. You guys sat around with your vintage T-shirts and your participation medal, and you never did anything.
- Ivan Block: You all right?
- Rebecca Shafran: Yeah. Set.
- Ivan Block: You'll find another boyfriend when we land at the next stop.
- Rebecca Shafran: Younger and dumber next time.
- Ivan Block: Dumber won't be easy.
- Ivan Block: Basically, this place is to crocodiles what Goldman Sachs is to pricks with skinny ties. There's just a fuckin' ton of them.
- Agent Shavers: Ivan Block, you're under arrest, my friend.
- Ivan Block: How's it going, fellas?
- Agent Shavers: Better than you.
- Ivan Block: [about his body guards] I brought two idiots to Latin America, Richie. It's like sand to the beach, but what are you gonna do?