Plot

Captain Pirk has conquered the world and orders the creation of a space fleet. Captain Stöcklin is one of the new space ship captains. He has to test the experimental Hadron Twist Drive and ends up in a faraway part of the galaxy.

The world was been conquered by Emperor James B. Pirk with the help of the russian. Now everybody must speak finnish and a huge space fleet is built. Captain Stöcklin joined the P-Fleet, after signing up while being very drunk. His first mission is to test a new FTL drive (the Hadron Twistdrive), since the original design did not work. At start everything works fine, when they want to shut down the drive, the system doesn't react due to a software bug. The ships get out of control and cut a planet by accident. The planet belong to the Dramakulian Empires. The general thinks that this is the begin of a full scale invasion, so he orders to find the ships. In the mean time both ships have retreated in a planetary ring to make repairs, then the Dramakulian scouting party find them. As the ships are prototypes, no weapons were build in, so that one ship is captured, and the other is destroyed while escaping. The only survivor is Captain Stöcklin hwo manages to get on board of a Dramakulian ship, which was collecting debris for analysis.

The General sees a big threat and decide to attack Earth. Since Dramakulian technlogy is not that advance yet, and adapat hadron twistdrive and start gathering a huge fleet of several hundert vessels. On the Dramakulian base, where the ships and the debris have been brought, Stöcklin manages to find the ship, and take it back. It is a piece of cake, because the soldier are actually only verminators, and they didn't except a real intruder, only killer squirrels.

Stöcklin manages to get back to Earth. Pirk is outrage, because he lost the other ship. Then Dramakulian fleet arrives.