Rashida Jones credited as playing...
Ann Perkins
- Leslie Knope: Let's pretend we're old people and ask Ann our most dirtiest questions. I'll start.
- Leslie Knope: [imitating an old lady] I'm an old lady. Why do I need birth control? I haven't had my monthly since LBJ was president.
- Ann Perkins: Well with the elderly, we're not so much worried about pregnancy, we're worried about disease.
- Andy Dwyer: Do pubic hairs get longer the older you get?
- Ann Perkins: I don't think so.
- Andy Dwyer: Because it's happening to me.
- Donna Meagle: Where can I get lube that is healthy?
- Andy Dwyer: I rolled my testicles with my jazzy scooter.
- Leslie Knope: I say you look good, nursy. I want to jump on that caboose. Choo choo!
- Ann Perkins: [pointing to Donna] You should never eat lube.
- Ann Perkins: [pointing to Andy] You need to see a doctor immediately.
- Ann Perkins: [pointing to Leslie] And I'm sorry sir, but you need to be under 40 to ride this train.