Robert Clotworthy credited as playing...
Dave Roeger
- [first lines]
- Howard Wolowitz: [phone rings, Howard presses speaker-phone] Howard Wolowitz.
- Dave Roeger: Hey, Howard. Dave Roeger here at NASA. We need to talk about your upcoming mission.
- Howard Wolowitz: Yes, yes! I've been doing my pushups. I'm still stuck at nine, but... that's going all the way down with no-one holding me.
- Dave Roeger: That's great, uh, but that's not why I called. We've run into a bit of a snafu. Your Soyuz capsule failed the pressurization test, so, bottom line, mission's been scrubbed.
- Howard Wolowitz: [picks up handset] You're kidding. So what does that mean?
- Howard Wolowitz: Uh-huh.
- Howard Wolowitz: Uh-huh.
- Howard Wolowitz: Boy, I gotta tell you I'm really disappointed. This was my dream ever since I was a little kid.
- Howard Wolowitz: Okay, thanks for the call.
- Howard Wolowitz: Yeah, you too.
- [he hangs up]
- Howard Wolowitz: Yes! thank heavens!
- [laughs hysterically]
- Howard Wolowitz: I'm not going to die in space! Whoo, now I can die the way God intended; in my late fifties with a heartful of pastrami.