James Spader credited as playing...
Robert California
- Robert California: Andrew, it's time for you to go home. You're better than this.
- Andy Bernard: Yeah, I know.
- Robert California: Everyone is better than this because this... Is the worst thing I have ever seen.
- [Sips the Energy drink meant for Asian Homosexuals previously states to be flavored as Coconut Penis]
- Robert California: Why did they add coconut? I miss original.
- [chugs the rest of the can]