Jason Segel credited as playing...
Marshall Eriksen
- Marshall Eriksen: Hope Lily's okay.
- Barney Stinson: Okay, that's it bro, we're turning off our phones for one hour.
- Marshall Eriksen: Motion denied.
- Barney Stinson: Okay, you leave me no choice. Proposal, you give me one hour of phone-free bro time during which we - and by "we" I mean you - get magnificently, mythologically drunk, I'm talking needing-subtitles-when-you-speak drunk. If you can give me that, I... will wear this.
- [shows Ducky Tie]
- Marshall Eriksen: [In awe] The... the Ducky Tie. I thought you threw it away!
- Barney Stinson: I did... it came back.
- Marshall Eriksen: [to waitress] Excuse me miss, when you get the chance can you bring me 100 shots of tequila please?
- Barney Stinson: I'll have the same.
- Marshall Eriksen: So there's no baby boot camp at the Paramus Waldorf?
- [Barney shakes his head]
- Marshall Eriksen: Is there even a Paramus Waldorf?
- Barney Stinson: [gives him a weird look] Bro.