Simon Pegg credited as playing...
Charlie Wolfe
- [last lines]
- Charlie Wolfe: [answering his phone] Yeah?
- Charlie Wolfe: I'll be there in an hour.
- [noticing that he's been impaled]
- Charlie Wolfe: Better make that two.
- Charlie Wolfe: [hangs up] Fuck's sake...
- [first lines]
- Charlie Wolfe: Fuck Me! I can't believe I'm going to die in this place. But, as far as headstones go, a man could do a lot worse. I'm Charlie Wolfe, and as I lie here waiting for death's cold embrace, I find myself asking the question, how the fuck did it come to this? I don't die, I thrive.