Chris Hemsworth credited as playing...
Thor
- Natasha Romanoff: Thor, report on the Hulk.
- Thor: The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims!
- [Natasha glares at him while Bruce groans and puts his head in his hands]
- Thor: But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no... wounded screams... mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and... gout.
- Thor: The girl tried to warp my brain! Take special care, I doubt if humans can keep her at bay! Fortunately, I am mighty...
- [enters a vision]
- [Tony tries to lift the Mjölnir]
- Tony Stark: Alright so if I lift it then I rule Asgard?
- Thor: Yes, of course.
- Tony Stark: I will be reinstituting prima nocta.
- [None of the Avengers can lift the Mjölnir, but Captain America moves it slightly]
- Tony Stark: It's biometrics, right? Like a security code? "Whoever is carrying Thor's fingerprints" is, I think, the literal translation.
- Thor: Yes, well that's a very, very interesting theory. I have a simpler one: You are not worthy.
- [an attack occurs]
- Ultron: [enters] Worthy? How could you be worthy? You're all killers. You want to protect the world, but you don't want it to change. There's only one path to peace... your extinction.
- [after fighting off Ultron drones]
- Thor: Is that the best you can do?
- [Ultron laughs, and summons more drones]
- Steve Rogers: You had to ask.
- Ultron: [With his arms outstretched] This is the best I can do. This is exactly what I wanted. All of you against all of me.
- [Battle ensues]
- Thor: No one has to break anything.
- Ultron, Tony Stark: Clearly you've never made an omelet.
- Tony Stark: He beat me by one second.
- Ultron: [Thor has dropped Mjolnir while fighting Ultron, who is presently choking him] You think you're saving anyone? I turn that key and drop this rock a little early, and it's still billions dead. Even you can't stop that.
- Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin. As long as there is life in my breast...
- [He's losing oxygen]
- Thor: I am running out of things to say. Are you ready?
- [Looks past Ultron, and Ultron turns to see why]
- Vision: [the Vision hits Ultron away with Mjolnir and returns it to Thor] It's terribly well balanced.
- Thor: Well, if there's too much weight, you lose power on the swing.
- Thor: [sees Thor laugh] You think this is funny? This could have been avoided if you hadn't played with something you don't understand...
- Tony Stark: I'm sorry... I think it's funny, I think it's a hoot that YOU don't get why we need this!
- Bruce Banner: Tony, maybe this might not be the time...
- Tony Stark: Really? That's it? You just roll over and show your belly, every time somebody snarls?
- Bruce Banner: Only when I've created a murder-bot!
- Tony Stark: We didn't, we weren't even close! Were we close to an interface?
- Steve Rogers: Well, you did something right, and you did it right here!
- [about Thor's hammer, Mjölnir]
- Clint Barton: [drunk] "Whosoever, be he worthy, shall have the power", whatever man! It's a trick!
- Thor: It is more than that, my friend!
- Thor: [comes to Selvig for help] This may be dangerous...
- Erik Selvig: I would be disappointed if it wasn't.
- Ultron: [Loud ringing noise fades into Ultron's voice] ... worthy... No... How could you be worthy? Your all killers.
- Steve Rogers: Stark.
- Tony Stark: JARVIS.
- Ultron: Sorry I was asleep... Or... I was a dream...
- Tony Stark: [Tapping his phone] Reboot, we got a buggy suit.
- Ultron: ...There was a terrible noise... And I was tangled in... in... strings... I had to kill the other guy... He was a good guy.
- Steve Rogers: You killed someone?
- Ultron: Wouldn't have been my first call. But, down in the real world we're faced with ugly choices.
- Thor: Who sent you?
- Ultron: [Replaying Tony's voice] "I see a suit of armour around the world".
- Bruce Banner: Ultron!
- Ultron: In the flesh. Or, no, not yet. Not this... chrysalis... But I'm ready. I'm on a mission.
- Natasha Romanoff: What mission?
- Ultron: Peace in our time.
- James Rhodes: [to Stark] So, no Pepper? She's not coming?
- Tony Stark: No.
- Maria Hill: [to Thor] What about Jane? Where are the ladies. gentlemen?
- Tony Stark: Oh, Ms. Potts has a company to run.
- Thor: Yes, I'm not even sure what country Jane's in. Her work on the Convergence has made her the world's most foremost astronomer.
- Tony Stark: And the company that Pepper runs is the largest tech conglomerate on Earth. It's pretty exciting.
- Thor: There's even talk of Jane getting a, um,
- [pause]
- Thor: Nobel Prize.
- Maria Hill: Yeah, they must be pretty busy, because they'd hate missing you guys get together.
- [coughs]
- Maria Hill: Testosterone!
- James Rhodes: Oh, my goodness.
- Maria Hill: Excuse me.
- James Rhodes: Want a lozenge?
- Maria Hill: Mm-hmm.
- [Hill and Rhodey walk away, Stark and Thor both grin]
- Thor: [to Tony] Jane's better.
- Steve Rogers: You think you can find out what's coming?
- Thor: I do
- [gestures toward Stark]
- Thor: Besides this one, there's nothing that can't be explained.
- James Rhodes: But, you know, the suit can take the weight, right? So I take the tank, drop it right off at the general's palace, drop it at his feet. I'm, like, "Boom. Are you looking for this?"
- [Tony and Thor don't laugh]
- James Rhodes: "Boom. Are you looking for..." Why do I even talk to you guys? Everyone else, that story kills.
- Thor: That's the whole story?
- James Rhodes: Yeah, it's a War Machine story.
- Thor: Oh, it's very good, then. It's impressive.
- Tony Stark: Alright then,so if I lift it, I then rule all Asgard?
- Thor: Yes, of course.
- Tony Stark: I will be re-instituting Prima Nocta.
- [first lines]
- Strucker: [the Avengers are in the process of infiltrating a HYDRA base in Sokovia] Report to your stations immediately. This is not a drill. We are under attack!
- Iron Man: [Tony hits the shield around the base] Shit!
- Captain America: Language! Jarvis, what's the view from upstairs?
- Jarvis: The central building is protected by some kind of energy shield. Strucker's technology is well beyond any other Hydra base we've taken.
- Thor: Loki's scepter must be here. Strucker couldn't mount this defense without it. At long last.
- Black Widow: [Natasha knocks out some soldiers] At long last is lasting a little long, boys.
- Hawkeye: [as some soldiers shoot at Clint] Yeah. I think we lost the element of surprise.
- Iron Man: Wait a second. No one else is going to deal with the fact that Cap just said "language?"
- Captain America: I know.
- Captain America: [Steve throws his bike at some soldiers driving up in their truck] It just slipped out.
- Steve Rogers: [Avengers go through the physical files they have on Strucker] Known associates. Well, Strucker had a lot of friends.
- Bruce Banner: Well, these people are all horrible.
- Tony Stark: [Banner passes him the photo he was looking at] Wait. I know that guy. From back in the day. He operates off the African coast, black market arms.
- [Steve gives him a accusing look]
- Tony Stark: There are conventions, alright? You meet people, I didn't sell him anything.
- [We see the photo is of a man named Ulysses Klaue]
- Tony Stark: He was talking about finding something new, a game changer, it was all very "Ahab."
- Thor: [Thor points to the scar on the back of Klaue's neck] This.
- Tony Stark: Uh, it's a tattoo. I don't think he had it...
- Thor: No, those are tattoos, this is a brand.
- Bruce Banner: [Banner identifies the brand on Klaue's neck on the computer] Oh, yeah. It's a word in an African dialect meaning thief, in a much less friendly way.
- Steve Rogers: What dialect?
- Bruce Banner: Wakanada...? Wa... Wa... Wakanda.
- Tony Stark: If this guy got out of Wakanda with some of their trade goods...
- Steve Rogers: I thought your father said he got the last of it.
- Bruce Banner: I don't follow. What comes out of Wakanda?
- Tony Stark: [Looking at Steve's shield] The strongest metal on Earth.
- Steve Rogers: [to Tony] Where is this guy now?