Mathew Buck credited as playing...
Film Brain
- Film Brain: He gets a job almost the moment he's out of the corps AND he has enough stanima to boink his wife again. Lucky bastard.
- Film Brain: [Morgan sees a Caddy, then looks toward the camera, eyebrows raised in interest] Did he just break the fourth wall? Jesus. All this comedy scene needs is a laugh track.
- [scene repeats, with laugh track added]
- Announcer: Ha, ha, Funny Black Man will be right back after these messages.
- Film Brain: Ooh, that knife penetrated him like a camp counselor.
- [audience boos]
- Film Brain: Aw, what? Come on, really?
- Film Brain: Holy shit! I mean, I know it's a bar and it had a load of alcohol in it, but was the building made out of explodium? It looks like Hiroshima!
- Film Brain: After surviving the THIRD blast that he should have been incinerated by, John comes out of the water to find a police boat arresting him. He cuffs the cop, stealing his gun and boat. You know, I don't think the cops take too kindly to you stealing their vehicles twice in one day.