James Woods credited as playing...
Walker
- Walker: As, uh, many of you are well aware, this is my last week here, so I wanna make this clear to everybody: if there are any congratulatory cakes or any of that nonsense...
- [on cue, a cake is wheeled in, and the agents break out into "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow"]
- Walker: ...I will be compelled to use deadly force. I hate you. I hate you all.
- Walker: Good morning. Light day at the White House today. Eagle will remain on the eighteen acres. He has phone calls to the congressional leadership. First Lady is back tonight?
- Agent Hope: Empress is wheels down at 1845. Uh, they're supposed to have a private dinner at the residence, but you know how they are.
- Walker: So we should have an advance on Obelisk, Marcel's, the usual.
- Agent Todd: What if she wants sushi?
- Finnerty: [entering] No, no, she's off sushi. Remember she had that thing on the Japan trip?
- Walker: Carol, how are you still awake?
- Finnerty: Caffeine and patriotism, sir.
- Walker: A little birdie told me you're finally moving the money.
- Muriel Walker: Martin? I had to tell them about the tumor, Martin.
- Walker: That's all right.
- Muriel Walker: Please stop this. Please just come home.
- Walker: I have to do this, honey.
- Muriel Walker: No, you don't.
- Walker: They have to pay for what they did to Kevin. And when it's over, I promise... I promise you'll understand.
- Muriel Walker: You're doing this for Kevin?
- Walker: I swear to God.
- Muriel Walker: Then you do whatever it takes. You make them pay for what they did to our boy.
- Finnerty: What the hell are you doing?
- [picking up the receiver]
- Finnerty: Walker, you stop this, or I'm gonna make sure she spends the rest of her life in a federal prison.
- Walker: You have nineteen minutes.
- Finnerty: You know you're gonna miss this.
- Walker: When's the last time you took a day off?
- Finnerty: Oh, I'm fine.
- Walker: Hmm?
- Finnerty: I'm fine.
- Walker: Piece of advice: you gotta get back on the horse.
- Finnerty: I've gotta get back on the horse?
- Walker: First rule of divorce: you gotta get right out there. Sow some oats, break some hearts, have actual human interaction with a member of the opposite sex. Carol, you keep this up, twenty years from now, you're gonna look like me.
- Finnerty: Well, there are worse things.
- Walker: Don't make this your whole life. Trust me. It's not worth it.