Rashida Jones credited as playing...
Ann Perkins
- Tom Haverford: Everyone said it wouldn't last...
- Ann Perkins: ... And it didn't! Shocking that our drunken plan to move in together wasn't a success. After the first day, we realized we had made a huge mistake.
- Tom Haverford: *Huge*.
- Ann Perkins: However, everyone was being so smug about it, saying there was no way it would last, so we're pretending to still be together. That way, no one gets the satisfaction of being right. Even though they are. But still.
- Tom Haverford: More importantly, I bet Donna $1,000 we'd be together for another month. I can't stress this enough: if she finds out that we broke up, I'll go bankrupt.