Bérénice Marlohe credited as playing...
Arielle Pierpont
- Arielle: Put aside your notions about how people are, Brian. The world will surprise you with its grace if you let it.
- Brian: So you're married?
- Arielle: Of course, what did you think?
- Brian: I thought you were *not* married.
- Arielle: Why would you think that?
- Brian: Why would I *not* think that? For one thing you don't wear a wedding ring.
- Arielle: So American. You need a sign post for everything or you'll completely lose your way.
- Arielle: [in wine shop] Okay, we'll start very simply. Taste, please, this glass. Is it white or red?
- Brian: [blindfolded] Red.
- Arielle: My God.
- Brian: [removing his blindfold] Ah, really? You gotta be shitting me!
- Arielle: You have the palate of a water buffalo. That is about to change. Replace the blindfold, please. Take a small piece of baguette to cleanse the palate.
- Brian: [scene shifts to a bar] Okay. Please drink from this glass. Is it the Miller High Life, or the Guinness stout?
- Arielle: The Miller High Life.
- Brian: Oh boy.
- Arielle: What?
- [in French]
- Arielle: Fuck!
- Brian: We have a lot of work to do.
- Arielle: I was sure it was Miller High Life.
- Brian: Now please take a buffalo chicken wing to obliterate the palate.
- Arielle: Always look the person in the eye when you touch glasses.
- Brian: I know. 7 years of bad luck.
- Arielle: Bad luck? That's the american version?
- Brian: Yes. What's the french?
- Arielle: 7 years of bad sex.
- Brian: Good lord.
- Arielle: I think that tells you everything you need to know about our two cultures.
- Brian: Yes. Yours is very optimistic. I mean a lot of people after, like, year 5 of bad sex, they'd give up; but you guys really hang in there.
- Arielle: A 5 to 7 relationship is a relationship outside of marriage.
- Brian: Seriously, the french actually block out time for that?
- Arielle: No.
- Brian: 1 to 3 lunch, 3 to 5 conference call, 5 to 7 commit adultery.
- Arielle: Look...
- Brian: Do you set aside time to break other commandments? Do you covet at 9:30? Worship false idols from 10 to noon?
- Brian: Arielle, you're older than I am, you're wiser I'm sure and you've seen much more of the world. And you're beautiful, and elegant, and smart, and funny, and interesting, and you feel like family which is wonderful.
- Arielle: Are you seriously telling me that the "but" is coming at the end of this sentence?