Billy Gardell credited as playing...
Mike Biggs
- Mike Biggs: [Vince is on the couch, naked under a blanket] Are we having soup?
- Molly Flynn: No, it's for Baby Bear and you're feeding him, Papa.
- Mike Biggs: I just walked in the door!
- Molly Flynn: Hey, wanna know what I found when I walked in the door?
- Molly Flynn: [lifts Vince's blanket] That! Naked and wet in the bathtub! Look at it!
- [Mike turns away, disgusted]
- Molly Flynn: Look at it! Look at it!
- Vince: For God's sake, I'm a human being!
- Molly Flynn: Let's take a hair sample and see what a biologist has to say about it!
- Mike Biggs: [reading a thank you card he just wrote] 'Thank you for the sliver cundlestucks'. I may not be right handed!
- Mike Biggs: Oh, what happened?
- Vince: I threw my back out.
- Molly Flynn: That's what you get for doing it on the floor.
- Joyce Flynn: We weren't doing it on the floor. We're not animals.
- Vince: Yeah, we were doing it in reverse, prairie dog style and I slipped on a strawberry.
- Mike Biggs: That's what happened to the strawberries.
- Molly Flynn: Well, let's lift him and get him onto the bed.
- Joyce Flynn: Wait, wait, he's covered in coconut oil.
- Mike Biggs: I was wondering why I was craving a Mounds bar.